"I think it's time we demonstrated the full power of this coffeemaker!"

"Sir, we've analyzed these 'Chock-Full-o-Nuts' and believe we have detected ..."

"Nonsense! Set for 24 cups at full power! You may brew when ready!"

What if the asylum process is abused by choking the courts with so many bogus asylum cases ("there's crime in my home country", etc) that "catch and release" becomes the only legal option, whereupon the illegals promptly cut away their ankle bracelets and disappear? What if we know before the invade...

If a human woman picking up Thor's Hammer retconned the entire human species into sequential hermaphrodites you'd have a point. Apologies, I think I misread your original post. Thanks for taking the time to understand. I'm disappointed Lady Doctor Who was written so blindly in pursuit of an agenda-...

@Morkonan: Glen Cook invented the "Dark Fantasy" genre. Without Cook there's no Game of Thrones.

"Make people real people and now how you imagine them to be," was his motto (or close to it).

A direct hit on the exhaust port by a can of Chock Full o' Nuts will start a chain reaction ...

If a human woman picking up Thor's Hammer retconned the entire human species into sequential hermaphrodites you'd have a point.

"Prepare to fire on the upward roll, lads ... For England! For Queen and Country! ... FIRE!"

*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*

"INCOMING! It's canister shot, sir. They're aiming for our sails!"

"Is it ..."

"Aye, Chock Full-o-Nuts."

"STRIKE THE COLORS! ABANDON SHIP!"

@Morkonan: Your sarcasm has me in stitches right now, man!

Beto just blew 70 million bucks.

"6000 pounds OMG! End of civilization!"

Hah hah. Thanks for that. I probably woke the neighbors.

Just to make this thread fun whatever position you want to take I'll argue the other. If nobody wants to bite that's okay too. It's possible none of you have even heard of the TERF Wars*. I only have myself because I closely follow issues of censorship. Out in the wild the TERF Wars are fought on pu...

@Morkonan: There is no fight scene in The Black Company as important as knowing that One-Eye cheats at cards. This is according to the author the art that best captures the spirit of The Company, complete with playing cards, thousand-yard-stares, and dark tower of sketchy employer in the background....

... the only person I've heard complaining about The doctor being a woman now, and how it's all wrong and they shouldn't have done it, is bizarrely a woman herself ... I don't actually think that's bizarre. She thinks with the same body part as the rest of us does she not? I had an intellectually l...

@Morkonnan:
I can't pretend to understand what your actual position is. Theory seems to favor sovereignty while practice seems to favor open borders.

As a baseline would you say legals should be welcomed and illegals deported?

"We filled him with Chock-Full-o-Nuts and powered his behind, and when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind."

The true story of the Battle of New Orleans!

The best of all "They Had It Coming" moments was when the Company set the flying poles so that if their enemies triggered the self-destruct the poles would blow up the Shadowgate. When this inevitably happens it unleashes hell on their enemies' world, killing off half the population and reducing the...

@Morkonan: I get that you're an open borders guy, but if the people have decided they've had enough would you rather all parties stay locked into their respective positions, leaving AfD the naturally ascendant party, or would you rather one or more of the other parties adapt, co-opt AfD's one issue,...

You're from Brazil? I hope he turns out for you guys as well as Trump turned out for us. You never can tell with guys like that; it's a crap shoot.

Someone needs to make a Punisher-only editor's cut of Daredevil.

Thank goodness caffeine crack isn't technically a drug but a dietary supplement! Chock-Full-o-Nuts has a purpose after all ...

(Legal or not coffee crack can't possibly be safe, can it?)

@Observe:
Ayn Rand wrote "The Monument Builders" just for you. If you know who she is you won't need to actually read it to know what it says.