Total class. Sweet Azz. You need to work in a 'blank zone' into your walpaper so people have a clear spot to pop their desktop icons.

silentWitness wrote:every part I've written has been treated with a kind of tolerated distaste...

Thats because they are culturally biased and henceforth useless as critics

A nice finish off there. All the ends tied and the character of the whole drama kept intact.

I'll take any privateer contracts you have going. Only the Empire is great enough to make the billing cycle deadline

I'll just ruin the sequel now and say they are.........

but no, now I have a cool idea.........

silentWitness wrote:You're F'ing with my right???

I have a guy in QV, he feeds me from time to time though I no longer deserve it.

He is tops.

I thought everyone knew to ask me these things... Enlight bought out the world distribution rights for X3 but will still use QV software as their 'bitch boy on the ground' for pushing the games into stores. ie. Enlight makes all the creative decisions and gets all the credit, QV does all the work. I...

I have but one word. Prequel? Hmmm, I suppose so yes. It's more an intro for the character, the story, of course, had that make it up as you go along feel which is kind how you DON'T write a story but then, this was just a creative jaunt. Thanks :) The adult version just has swearing, no parts have...

Umm, the end is three posts above this one, hence the title, Finale.

Thanks anyway Red

Maybe if I rant about the huge size of my penis I'll get a lock on this thread and therefore draw a bucketload of attention and someone will read the final installment.

Good, so get online into my show then, thread is below

You'll need winamp

http://220.245.217.94:8400/listen.pls

Alt rock tonight and lots of swearing of course

Warning: Implied Xenophile sexual encounter. No pink bits but still, some people have just GOT to be self important net nannies. You have been warned Finale Their legs ached but they ran on. Their lungs burned but they ran on. Their hearts hammered but they ran on. They pushed through the pain and ...

WARNING: Gratuitous maiming of pirates by robot monsters and aliens. You have been warned Goatee didn’t like being chased. Ever since he had come to this miniature part of the gatenet he had been constantly on the run. Khat were supposed to be the hunters, not the hunted. He wasn’t sure if he could...

Goatee slowly drifted back into consciousness. He was completely relaxed and laying on a soft surface. A wash of memories came over him and he stifled a purr in his throat. He hadn’t moved yet as it was quiet. Too quiet. As he listened he could pick out the soft sound of someone breathing nearby. He...

WARNING: people beat each other up messily and get eaten by aliens in this one. --------------------------------------------------------------------- The strange scout craft limped its way across the dry dock. Goatee slid the throttle down slowly and came to a comfortable stop. He unclipped his hel...

Goatee dared not open his eyes. He was sure to be spinning, wildly out of control. One look and the feeling of vertigo would make him lose his lunch. He felt forces play over his spacesuit and make it wrench against his weightless form. Suddenly the hum of EVA thrusters filled his ears. Slowly, ever...

Bit the ...... fifth. Short but tasty. Part 5 Goatee’s eyes stung, like they had been doused with nostrop. He blinked, once, twice. He couldn’t see a thing. His hands fumbled out, looking for the inertial enforcer controls. He found it easily, familiar with its location. He flicked it back on and th...

Bit the next...... Part 4 Goatee didn’t like the feel of a Pirate Bayamon. The controls didn’t strictly conform to the standard layout. Flying at dock speed was simple enough, the steering yoke and throttle were unambiguous enough. But space combat involved a lot more than steering and cruising. He ...

Hey look, I gots me some more Part 3 Torch smiled, "What?" "Oh nothing, just thinking out aloud", Goatee said. Her laugh flittered about the room like a spacefly, "Hmm, you old smoothie." Goatee swept his gaze about the room. He stood on a small platform suspended on the central axis of a huge trans...

Good timing guys, I did some today. Part 2 Goatee relaxed. He could hear the owner of the crazy voice breathing, hollow and rasping. He could tell how far away it was, he well out of reach. Goatee strained his eyes and could just make out the outline of small twin circles hovering above the decking ...